For those of you who don't have teenaged daughters, let me enlighten you to a few pertinent facts.
First off, everything goes on hold when she's breaking up with her boyfriend. This includes school, moving, and social life.
Secondly, there's nothing unusual about getting 85 calls on her cell phone in 12 hours--ALL FROM AFORESAID FORMER BOYFRIEND.
Third, it's nearly impossible to hope for some sort of restraint upon her mouth at any given time.
*sigh*
The tragedy!
Romeo and Juliet is one of my least favorite Shakespeare plays, mostly because I could never relate to it. Shall we say I now have an interesting character study stomping around in her room upstairs.
Lovely.
